Suzie : Welcome to Sharing My Truth with Mel and Suzie. The uncensored version where we bear it all.

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Mel: That's.

Suzie : Wow. Thank God. Hey, babe.

Mel: Hello, darling.

Suzie : Hello, Babs.

Mel: Hi. Hi.

Suzie : How are you?

Mel: I'm fine. I'm fabulous.

Suzie : No, you're just fine.

Mel: No, no, it's like. Jesus, if I say that the whole world is crumbling.

Suzie : We're coming down from a tea crash.

Mel: Yes, I'm. Yes, I am a bit. I'm absolutely fabulous.

Suzie : Oh, I love that Everything's working out always for you.

Mel: No, but I'm never gonna actually say that. It doesn't.

Suzie : It's a British thing to keep that side. Gotta keep that stiff lip, Dalia.

Mel: Right, Exactly.

Suzie : All right.

Mel: Keep calm and carry on.

Suzie : That's right, darling. What do you have for whatever happens, happens. As I say, just make a cup of tea. It'll be better.

Mel: It is, though.

But then that's the. No, we did. I digress. Anyway, so I have a story which I thought was kind of interesting. It's from Slate. Okay.

And I thought it was also completely ridiculous.

Suzie : Okay.

Mel: And if these people would like to Slate Slate. Slate to me instead of to Slate, I have much better answers. But anyway,

so I just discovered something very personal my daughter left behind in her closet. I'm not sure our relationship can withstand this.

Suzie : Oh, God.

Mel: So I read the title and I thought. Well, I immediately thought, I know what this is.

Suzie : Right?

Mel: But I thought,

get a grip. It's my second thought. Anyway, so this is what this person writes.

And I don't know why I'm assuming. Why am I assuming it's the father?

I don't think. I. We don't actually know. Maybe we don't know. My daughter is away at college. She originally had planned to return home for the summer when the semester ended, but will now be remaining in the city where her university is after landing an important internship.

Sorry, did that make any Sense.

Suzie : No.

Mel: Yeah. I was cleaning out her belonging belongings.

Suzie : Belongings?

Mel: Belongings from her room to send to her when I came across an item that I am uncertain what to do with.

Way back in the corner, on a high shelf in her closet, I found a shoebox that contained a *****.

Suzie : Not a *****.

Mel: Shock.

Suzie : Disgust.

Mel: Horror. The disgust I imagined she would be beyond embarrass, embarrassed to know I discovered it.

Suzie : Well, she obviously hid it very well. Like tried to at least. Yeah, she tried to conceal it.

Mel: If my mother had found something like that in my room, I would have died.

Suzie : Okay, so it is the mother.

Mel: Okay, then she really does need to get a grip. Should I put it back and wait and see if she removes it herself?

Suzie : Oh my God.

Mel: The next time she's over. And then get rid of it? If enough time passes and she doesn't. I thought about just sending it with the rest of her things, but I worry she might think I looked inside.

What's the right answer?

Looks like she's a grown up now. Exclamation mark.

Suzie : Okay, Mel, you're the mother. I'll let you go first.

Mel: How could this possibly ruin you? What is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, this is so not a thing.

Suzie : I mean, I couldn't agree more. But yeah, I mean,

she's obviously. And is she's going to college. She's in college. She was just finished college. Going to an internship. Is that what I read properly or listened to, I guess.

But she's. Let's say she's 17, 18, 19.

Mel: My daughter's away at college. She originally had to return home for the summer when the semester ended for.

Suzie : Doing an internship thing, but will be.

Mel: Remaining in the city where her university is after landing an important internship.

Suzie : Yes.

Mel: So I guess she's moving out.

Suzie : So let's say she's. She's 18, 19, 20. Does that make sense?

Mel: Something in the range or finishing? We don't really, but yeah, she's 18.

Suzie : 19 or 20.

Mel: Adult.

Suzie : I. When did you get your first ***** vibe?

Mel: Yeah, but it's different.

Suzie : No, I know, because you're a little older and it wasn't as common. But when do you think?

Mel: Late 20s.

Suzie : Okay, so I got mine 18, I think. Yeah, but like, yeah, 18. But I would have got it way sooner, way, way sooner if I was. Exactly, exactly.

Mel: Goodbye.

Suzie : Sexual health is health.

Mel: I, I, I.

Suzie : Trust me. Your daughter is going to be so much happier having orgasms than waiting for a man to give them to her.

Mel: They're in shoppers, drug mart. For crying out loud. They're in there. You can buy them everywhere.

They're in any kind of store. Like uk. Like the UK with like boots.

The US I was just in the us I wasn't actually looking for ******, so I don't know.

Suzie : You're always supposed to look for ******.

Mel: They probably are. Somebody can let me know.

Suzie : I think it depends what state. I'm assuming New York. Yeah, they're everywhere. But maybe somewhere like Utah. Definitely not.

Mel: I don't know. I mean, who knows?

Suzie : The Mormons are ******. Doubt it. Maybe the homegrown cucumbers.

Mel: I'll tell you the ones who are doing it. But I just think it's such a non issue. Yeah, I mean, okay, so let's say.

So we're assuming we don't know because of course we don't have details. Is Mum is cleaning out the bedroom because she's, she said to Mum, clean up. Can you help me clean?

Get my stuff to me. Sorry. Right.

And so Mum's cleaning up.

Why is she opening boxes? Well, I guess it's a normal reaction. She's just like, what's in here?

Suzie : What's in here?

Mel: So if the daughter has said, can you just send me all the stuff in my room?

Well, what's the issue? Just send it. You don't have to have a conversation.

She's not going to assume you open the box.

I mean, I wouldn't like put it in a big IKEA thing and put the box on the very top ***** and label it.

Suzie : Yeah.

Mel: I mean, obviously if you send everything else and you leave the box behind, she's going to know you ******* looked in the box.

Suzie : Or she's going to be like, oh, thank God my mom didn't find my *****.

Mel: She might do. I just think so the first thing that struck me is this is going to change our relationship. I'm sorry, I don't understand why like. Okay, I appreciate you may not have a sex toy.

An adult toy. I don't know why I've done that in a stupid accent. An adult toy,

you may not have one,

which is fine. And I guess there are still people in the world that don't have them, but that's fine.

But you, surely you must know in the modern world it is very, very common.

It is very easy to buy. There are multitude. We have ads on this pod for it.

There are a multitude of way of buying them. It is not weird. You don't have to go into weird CD shops. Like every girl has them.

Suzie : I Just bought a new one this weekend.

Mel: Well, there you go.

Suzie : It was lovely.

Mel: There you go. There you go. Very happy for you.

Suzie : Thank you.

Mel: I just fail to understand as a mother.

I will repeat the word mother.

Who had to have sex in order to have this child that you're getting your whatever's in a twist over a sex twist. I mean. Yeah,

like what?

Suzie : Right.

Mel: It doesn't matter.

I mean, if you did see something,

my advice would be to any other mother in this situation,

let's say, you know, you're in your kid's room and you do see something. Cause you're cleaning or you're looking for something.

Suzie : It happens all the time.

Mel: Yeah.

Suzie : You find drugs, you find sex toys.

Mel: 100%.

Suzie : Yeah.

Mel: It's not. You're not trying to nose, but let's say you're.

Somebody said, oh, go and look for this. And they've forgotten that it's there,

or you're cleaning or you know, whatever, and you find something. Just close that drawback. That's it. That's it. Just close it.

And you never need. You do not need to talk about this. It's none of your business.

It's not a big deal. And actually, you should be pleased that she is being prioritizing her sexual health. Absolutely.

Completely normal. It's 100%.

Suzie : That's exactly what I was going to say. It's like, at least she. I would. If I was a mother and I found a sex toy or whatever in my daughter's room, and I would be so happy that she knows how to give herself pleasure and not relying on any kind of person for that.

I would be so happy to know that she is taking charge of her sexual health and pleasure and not just being like, yeah, sorry, I'm waiting for the husband to do it.

Also, as a mother, and you should be talking to your kids about sex.

Mel: Yes.

Suzie : Whether it's obviously for the health reasons or the pleasure reasons,

you should be talking to them about sexual.

In whatever form that is.

But you should know that they're gonna have sex for pleasure first and foremost.

Mel: Obviously.

Suzie : Like, they're not just having sex for children.

Mel: Yeah. I mean, the thing is, you know, I'm not weirded out about it, and I've never been right. And I've always had very open communication with my kids. They could literally tell me anything and I wouldn't be shocked.

And their friends have told me things and I just don't find it. I'm just not shocked. I mean, what's there to be shocked about? You're Young. But what are you doing when you're young?

You're.

That's. You're trying to have sex. Most of the time. Most of your time is taken up by trying to do that. And I. I don't find it strange. And I.

I don't think you should judge.

Even if the sex is. As long as it's legal, is something that is like, maybe you think is different illegal.

I don't know. People could be.

I don't know,

you know, but see.

Suzie : I have a problem with that because. What about homosexuality sometimes in the States and. Well, States kind of ****** up, but like, you know, around the world.

Mel: Yeah. Not to say so not that bad yet.

Suzie : Yet.

Mel: But.

Yeah, no, that's true. But I mean, as long as you know you're doing something that's. Let's put it this way, because this is such a huge topic, as we know, we have a whole podcast about it, that's consensual.

Suzie : Yeah.

Mel: Put it that way. Right. It's none of your business as far as I'm concerned, if you're.

It's your child. But as long as they're of age. Right?

And.

And let's face it, kids, and most of us,

I probably shouldn't say this, actually say it. Had sex before the age of when we were supposed to be.

Suzie : Of course.

Mel: And I just think,

look,

I'm just not a judgmental person. It doesn't freak me out. I just find it completely normal. And I really do believe it's none of my business.

I just find this difficult to understand why a mother would have a problem with this. Like.

Suzie : Okay, so let me ask you though.

Mel: Children, young women do.

Suzie : What if a father had found this of a daughter?

Mel: I think he should equally just.

Suzie : I mean. No, I agree, but like, weird it out.

Mel: I mean, I. I'd question why he's in his daughter's bedroom.

Suzie : Well, maybe if. So, this is the same situation. Let's say he's a single dad.

Mel: Yeah, true.

Suzie : Right.

Mel: Yeah.

Suzie : You have to clean up your stuff for your daughter. You got to send it to her. You find a *****.

Mel: Yeah. Again, I think he should be not weirded out. Like, what?

Suzie : Oh, I know. I agree.

Mel: She's a young woman at university. Like, it's not.

Suzie : I also wouldn't send it to her. I feel like I'd be like, she left it here. She's done. Gone without it this long. I'm just gonna keep it here.

Mel: It is a bit.

Suzie : You know what I mean? I mean, I wouldn't send it to them to Be honest.

Mel: She left it behind, but you never know.

Suzie : Yeah. But here's the thing. When I. When I moved to Toronto, did you leave it? I left. Definitely left my vibrator there.

Mel: Right.

Suzie : Because it was old.

Mel: Excellent. Unless it suddenly disappeared. So obviously, well done.

Suzie : And my. Well, yeah. I don't know if it was my parents or, like, because they have a cleaning person that comes in sometimes and they were in my room.

Maybe they threw it out, but yeah, it's not there anymore.

Mel: Okay, fair enough.

Suzie : No one's talked to me about it.

Mel: I think that's.

Suzie : But I think I'm on this podcast publicly. They understand who I am. Like, I'm not shocked.

Mel: You. You don't need to talk about. What's there to talk about? You found a *****. Big deal.

Suzie : Sexual health.

Mel: Move on.

Suzie : Sexual wealth.

Mel: So I think, look, the scenario, the two scenarios in this. Number one, that she's shocked and won't have the same relationship. That is absolutely ridiculous. It's none of your business. Especially if your child is an adult.

This is none of your business.

Right. Close the box, put it back in the cupboard. If you are in a situation where your daughter said, clear everything out of my room. I don't want anything left, and send all my belongings, you kind of have to put it in the stuff.

Just put it in the stuff.

Suzie : Never talk about it or throw it out. Never talk about it.

Mel: Yeah, I would just put it. Just don't talk about it. Yeah,

If. If it's like, oh, can you just get my clothes together,

the lid back on the box, put it back in the cupboard, end of story.

You do not need to discuss this. You know, you do not need to talk about this. You do not need to be weirded out by this. And your relationship most absolutely, definitely does not need to change.

The only way your relationship is changing is now you realizing your daugh is an adult and not a child.

Yes. And that is a good thing.

Suzie : That is such a good realization to have because a lot of parents, I swear, don't go through that.

Mel: No, they don't. And I, you know, if I've experienced this, like, I've loved every. You know, I'm very mummy. I love my kids and I'm very maternal and I've loved my children at every stage and age.

But at the moment, it's so wonderful to have young adults. Well, my youngest is not. Is.

Suzie : She's almost there.

Mel: Almost there. It's so rewarding. It's wonderful to spend time with them. It's so much fun.

So although you Miss. When they're little kids,

I love the fact that they're adults and they're doing their thing and they get so independent.

I love it.

Suzie : You literally raised people. I know, it's crazy.

Mel: It's amazing. Why would I want them to still be children?

So I don't understand that. But I think maybe this woman just. It was just a shock. It was a shock and she's got over it. I'm not sure why she needed to shock.

Suzie : And then she had to write in.

Mel: Yeah, I'm not sure why she had to write into Slate magazine.

Suzie : Cause she's like, I gotta disown my daughter. She's a *****.

Mel: I mean, I think you should be pleased. She's a modern woman. Would be my. This is completely normal. And.

Suzie : But here's the thing. Religious values take a huge part into women who are like,

sexual pleasure is not okay because you should be having sex for kids. And so if you find a ***** or some kind of other sex toy in your child's bedroom, you're obviously expecting them to be having sex.

They might not be. They might just be masturbating still. Yeah, they may not be having sex. Exactly. But you think your mind goes to these horrible places of like, oh my God, there's so many kinks now.

Oh my God, my, my daughter's ****. It's the whole thing.

You go into a rabbit hole of horrible thoughts. Not that ****'* horrible, but I'm just saying.

Mel: That's very funny.

Yeah, that's quite possible. If people are. I do appreciate this because I talk, we talk to a lot of people and a lot of people talk to us about sex and obviously because it's hard.

And you know, a lot of people are like, you know, why? How are you so open minded? Like,

I appreciate. I grew up in a certain situation.

I'm from a big city.

I am not religious.

I don't have any of those kind of boundaries. So I appreciate that Maybe my attitude is very,

very open minded and there are levels of it, you know, and so maybe this mother is religious. Maybe it's, it's very difficult for her.

But I,

I would say to you, even if you are religious, I'm pretty sure the Bible doesn't say you can't have ******.

Suzie : Oh, people have been using ****** for.

Mel: Exactly. Yeah. They're like pictures of them on caves and stuff and. Yeah, yeah. And you know, stone ones. Which God. But anyway, it's heavy.

Suzie : Oh my God. I was in the sex toy store because I bought a New sex toy. Side story.

Mel: Yes, side story.

Suzie : I went to go buy a sex toy. I bought one of those new little vibrating panty ones.

Mel: Oh, yeah.

Suzie : Like, it's, like, very updated, and it's like. There's a. You just. Like, it's this little thing. You put it, like, in your panties, and then there's a magnet now,

and it just sticks,

like, through the. You know, through the panties.

Mel: Right.

Suzie : And then you just. It holds it there, and then you get some on the remote.

Mel: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Suzie : Or it's actually an app now, because it's so.

Mel: Yes. Yeah.

Suzie : Anyways, while I was in there, because I was looking at all the fun stuff,

I. And I don't. And I'm not into butt plugs, really. It's not really my thing. But I know a lot of people love them,

whether they're women or men. Yeah, Women are men.

Mel: Women. Yeah.

Suzie : But I, like, lifted this one up. It was so heavy.

Mel: Glass or something?

Suzie : No, it was, like a metal one.

Mel: Oh, my God.

Suzie : So heavy.

It had a tail on it.

That's why I was putting. That's why I lifted it up. I was like, ooh. And then I was, like,

so heavy. It was like a very.

Like a cat tail. It's a very fluffy tail.

Mel: It's so fascinating to you.

Suzie : Can you believe it?

Mel: Like, you.

Suzie : Why is it heavy, though? Why does that feel good?

Mel: Does that mean you want to be a cat? A cat with a butt hook? Yeah. Why is it somebody. Why is it heavy?

Suzie : Why is it heavy? Why does it feel heavy? The pressure of it feels good.

Mel: It must.

Suzie : It was so. But it was heavy.

Mel: Like, could that do some damage?

Suzie : Well, exactly like, no. Sometimes butt pugs are like. Like, they're a little heavy.

Mel: Yes. Right.

Suzie : Which, like, I understand why, Like, a.

Mel: Little heavy feels good. But, like, wait until they don't floop up there.

Suzie : Right.

Mel: So they're gonna have.

Suzie : Don't want to floop it up there. That's why they have a tail. Yeah.

Mel: Why would it need to be heavy.

Suzie : And, like, so heavy? Like, I'm. I'm weak, but I'm not that weak. And I was like, ****. Like, that's a weight.

Mel: And how do you gotta have strong ***. I have a struck butt, but in there.

Suzie : Anyways, this is a whole side story, so.

Mel: Hey. Interesting.

Suzie : Hey, mama.

Mel: Hey, mama.

Suzie : You didn't find a big butt plug with a cattail in your daughter's cupboard.

Mel: That's a very good point.

Suzie : You should be so happy.

Mel: You just found a bog stand.

Suzie : Regular old ***** things could be so much worse.

Mel: I mean, you know. Yeah, it could be. Yeah. You could have found. Whips.

Suzie : Oh my God, the nasty out there today.

Mel: Nipple clamps. Then what? She'd had a complete heart attack. Yeah, complete melt away.

Suzie : Poor little mummy from Utah. I'm just imagining that she's from Utah and a Mormon.

Mel: Wow. And it's like this most un inoffensive, low down the rung of the weird.

Suzie : Thing to find in your daughter's cupboard.

Mel: Totally normal.

Suzie : You could have found. Cocaine.

Mel: Exactly.

Suzie : Heroin.

Mel: I know. You could have found. Butt plug. Apparently with a tail. You could have found.

Suzie : I swear to God, these things that people are doing these days.

Mel: Chains. Some kind of weird religious material from some weird thing.

Suzie : A ***** pump.

Mel: A ***** pump. She wouldn't have known what a ***** pump is. Like, what the.

Suzie : I'm just saying there's a lot of worse things you could have found.

Mel: No, this is a fun.

Suzie : I will recommend the ***** pump to everyone I know though. Excellent.

Mel: Oh, really?

Suzie : I will.

Mel: The ***** pump is.

This happened years and years ago.

I won't mention the family member, but they had left their vibrator out. Like, you know, the big one with the big bell end thing, you know,

the magic.

Suzie : The magic wand.

Mel: Yeah, yeah, years ago. So I think they've had those for years.

And it was in this said person's room that is related to me.

And my mom was with me saying,

at this person's place and they'd said, oh, go and get something from my bedroom, whatever. And it was there on the nightstand.

Yeah, we weren't saying whose it was, but it was on the nightstand. And my mom comes out and my mom is quite innocent and she's like, oh, blah, blah, blah's got a back massager.

And literally this is years ago. I was very young. I think I was about 17 or 16. I was like,

definitely.

It massages.

Suzie : It definitely does, but not the back. Although you could, you could, you could.

Mel: It probably would be helpful, like pinch nerves.

Suzie : That'd be very nice. The lower back.

Mel: Yeah.

Suzie : The buttocks, even. Nice little muscles in here.

Mel: But anyway, I thought that's. That's my. Funny.

Suzie : Yeah, this actually, this actually did happen to me too. I was.

This was years and years and years ago when I was in my old place and I had gone away with my ex to the cottage and my cousin called me randomly and she was like.

And like, she lives in the U.S. like, why the ****? What's going on?

And she's like, I am stuck in Toronto and is there any chance I can stay? Your place. And so I was like, oh, ****. Like you can. But like, I'm gone at the cottage for the weekend.

And so she's like, okay, of course. Like, no problem. So she goes to my place,

I get home. Obviously I realize that my *****'* out.

I completely. Because I'm like, I. I leave. Right, you just.

Mel: Yeah, it's your place.

Suzie : Completely out.

Mel: Excellent.

Suzie : So she. And she's. She's a cool chick. It doesn't bother me, but I'm like, I'm so sorry that you had to endure that trauma.

Mel: But she obviously knew what it was. Yeah, obviously she's not.

Suzie : And our relationship was great.

Mel: Of course it's funny.

Suzie : But it would be different if, like, my mom or like my aunt was like, so sorry. Like, I would have been like, oh, my God. You know.

Mel: Yes. You. You have to be more careful.

Suzie : Or like a man was like, yeah, like a male relative.

Mel: And you have to. Yeah, it would have been bad being careful. Yeah.

Suzie : Not the best.

Mel: So.

Suzie : Yeah. Mama. You should be happy.

Mel: You should be happy.

Suzie : You should be happy.

Mel: I think you need to calm down. Have a glass of you.

Suzie : She's definitely a chardonnay girl.

Mel: Make this a large glass.

Suzie : She's probably one of those moms that has like, you know, mommy needs a drink on her wine glass.

Mel: Just. Just please relax. Your daughter's totally normal. She's not going to live.

Suzie : Laugh. Laugh it out.

Mel: Open account on OnlyFans. She's not gonna come a stripper. She's not gonna have suddenly be into orgies.

Suzie : Mel. She might be, though.

Mel: She might be. But we're just. We're not this mom. We're trying to calm her down.

Suzie : You're right. Sorry.

Mel: Just relax. The likelihood is she's just a gal with a *****. Strike vibration. She's probably. I hate to **** this up, but she's probably got more than one.

Suzie : Yeah. Because she left that one at home. She probably has private call UPS backups that are way better and more high tech.

Mel: The butt plug with the cattail.

Suzie : The cattail butt plug is definitely there. Whatever orgy part.

Mel: Exactly, exactly. So, yeah, don't worry yourself.

Suzie : Yeah. I wouldn't worry.

Mel: Normal. And you'll be fine. And she'll think it's hopefully funny. But don't talk about it unless it comes up.

Suzie : I think it's great.

Mel: It's just. It's not a thing. It's really not a thing. It isn't a thing. How is it a thing? No, it's not a thing. No.

Suzie : But that's why they have so many of these vibrators that don't look like vibrators.

Mel: They're less offensive.

Suzie : They are much more artistic.

Mel: Art works.

Suzie : And you can leave it out.

Mel: Less phallic.

Suzie : I actually like my ****** extra phallic.

Mel: Well, they are. Yeah. They are meant to, you know, extra veiny. But I. I would actually get into the habit, Susie, of not leaving it out.

Suzie : Yeah, I know. I don't anymore. I have a drawer.

Mel: So you said *****. Get yourself the special wash for toys.

Suzie : Oh, yes.

Mel: Oh, God. I do worry that. Don't do that.

Suzie : Oh, my God.

Mel: Disgusting. And they do not do that. And then put it in a place where it lives that other people are not going to be going into.

Suzie : No, that's it.

Mel: Absolutely.

Suzie : And people shouldn't be going through drawers if they don't have to. Obviously. I understand that this is a certain situation,

but if you find a friend's *****, your relative's *****, and you're not supposed to be there anyways,

shut your problem.

Mel: Put it back.

Suzie : It's good advice, Mel.

Mel: Yeah.

Suzie : Anyways, guys, if you found a deal, though, of your mom's or your daughters, we want to hear about it.

Mel: Yeah.

Suzie : Or maybe your sons. Maybe you found a big butt plug and it has a cattail.

We want to know.

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We'd love to hear from you.

Mel: We would. Until next time.

Bye.

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Suzie : Bye. Three, two, one. Sam.